The ABCs of Rugburn
She’s mine
Whoa yeah
The one with the rugburns
She smiles
Whoa yeah
Everybody’s head turns
(x2)
She was a fan of the A’s
Allergic to bees
She traveled the seas
And had a lovely pair of D’s
Well I seduced her with ease
And I thought we would F
The next think she’s saying Geez
Honey I have a head ache
So I look into her eyes
And we smoked a couple of Jays
And when she felt OK
We both said what the bloody L
Well she melts like M&M’s
When she’s burnin at both ends
I gave her that big O
… P?
She’s mine
Whoa yeah
The one with the rugburns
She smiles
Whoa yeah
Everybody’s head turns
Well sometimes you miss a cue
And you don’t know where you are
You don’t want no mis-ter-ess
When you’re tainted by the tease
And then you let her use
All the credit on your Visa
I said I must be seeing double-you
Remind me of my ex
And I guess that explains why
Wanna roll over, catch some Z
She’s mine
Whoa yeah
The one with the rugburns
She smiles
Whoa yeah
Everybody’s head turns