Farting on an Airplane
when theres farting on an airplane
anyone can be the one to blame
flatulation in a window seat
perpetration at 10,000 feet
youve got to fight it with the brand of your own
override it in your boarding zone
cause a distraction extend your finger
while you let out your own little stinker
fuck yeah, take that x4
oh yeah
theres always farting on an airplane
nobody likes abdominal pain
theres nowhere to hide not even first class
cause that\’s the best place to bust some ass
[chorus]
if you get up and stretch your legs
well take that time to lay your eggs
it\’s best to hide it while youre on the move
you can\’t deny it but it don\’t matter
somebodys gonna do it to you
oh yeah theyre gonna do it to you x4
jah rasta fart aye!
[repeat chorus]
somebody\’s gonna do it to you
oh yeah theyre gonna do it to you x4
Transcribed by: AG
Song credits: Counter Clarkwise
Links to mp3: http://www.archive.org/details/ccw2009-02-20.flac
More facts: debuted on 2/20/09 at the Connecticut Yankee in San Francisco, CA
at the end, Josh Clark says: thank you and forgive me, i appreciate you listening to that