Condescending Hippie
I keep a little book
I like poetry
Stuff about trees and leaves
You know, that kind of imagery
My health is excellent
I only eat organic
They love me at my job
Down at the tofu planet
I’m a condescending hippie
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Well that’s quantum theory
I got that down pat
Won’t explain it to you though
Cause I know you won’t understand that
Take a look at my crystals
They got all sorts of power
This one here, it’s blue
It’s like my aura shower
I’m a condescending hippie
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Yeah, I got all sorts of musical instruments
That are brought back from afar
You’re in luck today, brah
I got my zembendembipthoondaymatar
I don’t take naps
I only keep my freshies
And all these other things
That I like to give them blessies
I’m a condescending hippie
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I got your headies, brah
Is the new yeehaw
YEEHAW
I’m a condescending hippie
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I’m a condescending hippie
Ain’t I trippy
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